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Author:  Unclefragger [ 04.16.09 ]
Post subject:  Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

Wondoze users can't use this sorry, consider your virtual dick to small since you use that system :P

just paste this command into a terminal:
Code:
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up ([0-9]*) day.*/1/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'

and tell us your score ;)

my current score is: 561.5 cm
(Available disk space effects the score quite a bit; and I have LOTS)

Author:  AimMe [ 04.16.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

Mine is 223.4, but it is still growing.... :lol: I think i have cca 250GB free disk space.

Author:  SanHolo [ 04.17.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

Too bad cpuinfo is not available on OS X, my 8 Core Nehalem would blow y'all! :D

Author:  natirips [ 04.17.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

Code:
natirips@natirips-laptop:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up ([0-9]*) day.*/1/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
152.1 cm
natirips@natirips-laptop:~$
 

But I have only 43,6 GiB (out of 250GiB) free HDD space...

Author:  knirps [ 04.18.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

49.3 cm

:|

Author:  wurst [ 04.18.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

übrigens:
auch ein nur 30 cm langer penis ist eventuell bei feuchter witterung schon befruchtungsfähig.
jungs, es kommt nicht auf die länge an, sondern auf den durchmesser. und auch ein relativ kleiner penis kann mit der richtigen technik schon ziehmlich weh tun.
jeder, der nur einen penis hat, sollte sich übrigens schämen!

214.8 cm (B3 DB)
137.0 cm (Router/Firewall)
40.6 cm (WWW)

Author:  XTJ7 [ 05.18.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

It's not an octacore, it's just a quadcore with hyper threading, BITCH! :D

Author:  SanHolo [ 05.20.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

XTJ7 wrote:
It's not an octacore, it's just a quadcore with hyper threading, BITCH! :D

Also, meiner hat 2 Quadcores drin, mit Hyperthreading. Es werden 16 Cores angezeigt und ich kann die auch tatsächlich einzeln befuttern. :D :D

Author:  wurst [ 05.20.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

ja, die werden angezeigt :)

mit deinem pc könnten wir übrigens auch endlich mal die bodyparts mit rein nehmen...

Author:  SanHolo [ 05.21.09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Got small dick? Use your virtual one!

wurst wrote:
mit deinem pc könnten wir übrigens auch endlich mal die bodyparts mit rein nehmen...

Nenn das nie wieder einen PC! :*D

Naja, momentan läuft der auf 15 cores zu 100% und rechnet vor sich hin, würde wohl grad übel laggen. :*D

Code:
  PID COMMAND      %CPU   TIME   #TH #PRTS #MREGS RPRVT  RSHRD  RSIZE  VSIZE
30284 pfsearch   100.7%  1:44:07   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30285 pfsearch   100.3%  1:44:04   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30253 pfsearch   100.1%  1:49:30   1    13     22  276K   364K   684K   122M
30275 pfsearch   100.1%  1:45:14   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30293 pfsearch   100.1%  1:42:37   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30271 pfsearch   100.0%  1:46:31   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30287 pfsearch   100.0%  1:43:54   1    13     22  276K   364K   684K   122M
30214 pfsearch   100.0%  1:59:28   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30280 pfsearch    99.9%  1:44:46   1    13     22  276K   364K   684K   122M
30274 pfsearch    99.8%  1:45:25   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30258 pfsearch    99.7%  1:48:43   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30255 pfsearch    99.7%  1:49:23   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30257 pfsearch    99.7%  1:48:45   1    13     22  276K   364K   684K   122M
30270 pfsearch    99.6%  1:46:57   1    13     22  276K   364K   684K   122M
30281 pfsearch    99.6%  1:44:45   1    13     22  272K   364K   680K   122M
30728 top          8.4%  0:01.80   1    19     34 1064K   200K  1656K    19M
  290 SystemUISe   0.6% 17:27.02  20   359    444   12M    22M    20M   262M
    0 kernel_tas   0.5% 29:03.78  79     2    722   22M      0   426M   275M
  289 Finder       0.4% 13:38.36  25   335-  1077   56M-   56M    93M-  272M-

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