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======Daily Deadnade 1====== ======Daily Deadnade 1======
-//Daily Deadnade// is a gag-based comic strip making fun of all things Urban Terror. Its name, of course, is a tongue-in-cheek hommage to [[http://dailynade.com/|Engine’s site]] and does not imply a daily schedule (although this would be cool). A notable inspiration for //DDn// was BludShoT’s //u’ve been coned// from 2003, currently hosted at [[http://teamterrorwtf.com/ucone/|Team Terror WTF]].+[[fun:daily-deadnade-2|Next page →]]
-These strips are originally posted in the somewhat-misleadingly titled DSWP Meme Archive thread, starting on [[http://www.dswp.de/old/screenshots/dswp-meme-archive-t3072-160.html|page 17]], but mirrored on the wiki for those avid fans who don’t have a forum account.+//Daily Deadnade// is a gag-based comic strip making fun of all things Urban Terror. Its name, of course, is a tongue-in-cheek hommage to Engine’s (now expired) website and does not imply a daily schedule. A notable inspiration for //DDn// was BludShoT’s //u’ve been coned// from 2003, currently hosted at [[http://teamterrorwtf.com/ucone/|Team Terror WTF]].
=====#1: Old Farts (2012-09-10)===== =====#1: Old Farts (2012-09-10)=====
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-Yeeesss, I knooow, Taoism has nothing in common with neither Buddhism nor Hinduism yadda yadda. Just duck your head in water should your eyeballs catch fire upon seeing the fourth panel. 
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-//I imagine the “rapecock” funstuff as three meters long anatomically correct penis protruding from the character’s pelvis, with “Gunna Rape Ya” tattooed across its length in gothic font.// 
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-//…did I hear Blender starting up? Crap.// 
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-//EDIT: The above annotation was uncalled for and not terribly funny. (I’m not going to delete it though, gods know that if I start editing my old stuff there will be no end to it.) Sorry.// 
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UrT has never had a weight system, although there sorta-kinda were plans for one in the early days of the mod. The only item that (indirectly) affects your speed is kevlar, by halving your stamina. Back in 3.x when Negev was introduced, it indeed behaved the same way as kevlar — and having both equipped turned you into a CS player (har har). Negev was thoroughly remade for 4.0; in an attempt to reduce its horrendous power, it was nerfed too much, ensuring it’s effectively not used nowadays. UrT has never had a weight system, although there sorta-kinda were plans for one in the early days of the mod. The only item that (indirectly) affects your speed is kevlar, by halving your stamina. Back in 3.x when Negev was introduced, it indeed behaved the same way as kevlar — and having both equipped turned you into a CS player (har har). Negev was thoroughly remade for 4.0; in an attempt to reduce its horrendous power, it was nerfed too much, ensuring it’s effectively not used nowadays.
-//EDIT: The last frame will probably remain somewhat mysterious for those with no knowledge of the epic saga of Gecko45. [[http://www.web.archive.org/web/20030205163525/http://www.mallninja.com/Am%20I%20Being%20Careful%20Enough%20-%20Glock%20Talk.htm|Part One]], wherein the ninja enters the stage and is mistaken for a fellow warrior at first. [[http://www.web.archive.org/web/20030308144301/http://www.mallninja.com/Need%20SW%20advice%20from%20Todd%20-%20HK91_COM.htm|Part Two]], wherein he’s called out. And [[http://www.web.archive.org/web/20020908142839/http://www.mallninja.com/Hello!1.htm|Part Three]], wherein everyone involved end up somewhat embarrassed (save for the few who may or may not have been his comrades).//+//EDIT 2014-06-01: The last frame will probably remain somewhat mysterious for those with no knowledge of the epic saga of Gecko45. [[http://www.web.archive.org/web/20030205163525/http://www.mallninja.com/Am%20I%20Being%20Careful%20Enough%20-%20Glock%20Talk.htm|Part One]], wherein the ninja enters the stage and is mistaken for a fellow warrior at first. [[http://www.web.archive.org/web/20030308144301/http://www.mallninja.com/Need%20SW%20advice%20from%20Todd%20-%20HK91_COM.htm|Part Two]], wherein he’s called out. And [[http://www.web.archive.org/web/20020908142839/http://www.mallninja.com/Hello!1.htm|Part Three]], wherein everyone involved end up somewhat embarrassed (save for the few who may or may not have been his comrades).//
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-//EDIT: Alternate title that I came up with after I’d already posted this: Yo’ Map Played Well Last Night.//+//EDIT 2014-06-01: Alternate title that I came up with after I’d already posted this: Yo’ Map Played Well Last Night.//
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-Been a while since the last strip. My notes indicate that I wrote down the initial idea sometime between .011 and .012, but hey, dick jokes, can’t let ’em go to waste.+Been a while since the last strip. My notes indicate that I wrote down the initial idea sometime between .011 and .012, but hey, awkward masturbation jokes, can’t let ’em go to waste.
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No joke. [[http://www.urbanterror.info/forums/topic/32177-moving-trucks-for-urban-terror/|Welcome to the dark side of arena shooters.]] No joke. [[http://www.urbanterror.info/forums/topic/32177-moving-trucks-for-urban-terror/|Welcome to the dark side of arena shooters.]]
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