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 Post subject: Stop smoking, please!
PostPosted: 09.10.13 
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I dont wanna nagg, i was smoking too till 1 year ago. then my mother got cancer... i quit
maybe ull think about it:




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PostPosted: 09.10.13 
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sunlandfoodsflorida@youtube wrote:
Cigarettes are just like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire

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PostPosted: 09.10.13 
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Lol, I did try to put a cigarette in my mouth and light it on fire (didn't really like it though so I never really became a smoker), but I've never even remotely thought about the idea of putting a hamster in my mouth and lighting it on fire.

Srsly guise, putting a flaming hamster in your mouth? :? Who would think of that?

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PostPosted: 09.11.13 
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Yep quit smoke before is too late... the parrot agrees:

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PostPosted: 09.15.13 
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I remember when I was small with some older guys. We rolled up some dryed leaves (dont remember what was it), not sure if we had filter. I tried and it burned like hell and tasted like shit. Never tried cigarettes again. ;)
And I don't like joints much either..

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PostPosted: 09.16.13 
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I quit about six years ago; I’m 28 now and started when I was 15. The reason for quitting? Money. Even though my back-of-the-envelope calculations showed that rolling my own cigarettes was approximately 50% cheaper than buying pre-made ones (not to mention significantly less foul taste, hehe), I just couldn’t stand spending that much money on something that basically just made me feel like shit if I didn’t get a new hit every hour or so. To put it that way: I was torching a pretty decent computer every year. (And this was before the taxes were dialled up — nowadays this stuff costs more than twice of what it did back then.)

I started smoking because I wanted to be cool — a grown man, you know — and quit it because I had become a grown man too bloody cool to spend money on bollocks like this:-P

eXtr33m: dope ofc :mrgreen:

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