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 Post subject: Re: spam topic
PostPosted: 11.01.10 
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[dswp]R.Stallman
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Posts: 2946
Location: Solar System/≈Zagreb
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nick: [ntr]Shortly
skill: 452.354
kills: 3446
deaths: 4411
ratio: 0.78
-----bomb:  
nick: [ntr]Shortly
skill: 707.602
kills: 526
deaths: 863
ratio: 0.60
Attachment:
temp.tar.bz2 [4.1 KiB]
Downloaded 589 times

This archive contains the binary .bz2 (cross-platform compatible, maybe even readable on CP/CMS, Multics and the likes) and the source code (run a.sh to recompile; make sure a.pl is in the same directory). The 50GBlol.bz2 file contained inside temp.tar.bz2 contains 50GB worth of "lol "s.

Usage:
1) Decompress to take up 50BG of your disk space.
2) Open the compressed file with your favorite tool to see many lols.
3) Enjoy.
4) :mrgreen:

Edit:
Minimum system requirements:
RAM: 50GB
HDD: 50GB (free disk space)

Recommended system requirements:
RAM: 64GB
HDD: 51GB (free disk space)

Edit2:
Special thanks to:
myself (for brilliant ideas)
Natirips (for testing)
eXtr33m (for noticing the minimum system requirements bug)
Wurst (for hosting this great site where I could upload this)

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 Post subject: Re: spam topic
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Posts: 806
Location: @Gauss:
-----tdm:  
nick: [dswp]Jan
skill: 301.123
kills: 220
deaths: 210
ratio: 1.04
-----bomb:  
nick: [dswp]Jan
skill: 664.203
Eh will it be possible to open it? like if i have some simple text processor tool, wont it hang up cuz it fill memory??



 


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 Post subject: Re: spam topic
PostPosted: 11.01.10 
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[dswp]R.Stallman
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Joined: 04.13.09
Posts: 2946
Location: Solar System/≈Zagreb
-----tdm:  
nick: [ntr]Shortly
skill: 452.354
kills: 3446
deaths: 4411
ratio: 0.78
-----bomb:  
nick: [ntr]Shortly
skill: 707.602
kills: 526
deaths: 863
ratio: 0.60
eXtr33m wrote:
Eh will it be possible to open it? like if i have some simple text processor tool, wont it hang up cuz it fill memory??
Ah yes, I forgot to mention minimum system requirements:

RAM: 50GB
HDD: 50GB (free disk space)

Recommended system requirements:
RAM: 64GB
HDD: 51GB (free disk space)
:mrgreen:

P.S.: I just lost cca. 100MB on memory leaks during the testing period because of various programs crashing. I do not recommend the following tools: gedit, mousepad, less, nano, bless. less was the most productive of all mentioned tools.

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Joined: 08.30.08
Posts: 1602
-----tdm:  
nick: Blah
skill: 1013.81
kills: 15850
deaths: 10118
ratio: 1.56
-----bomb:  
nick: I_Play_Games
skill: 734.04
kills: 2551
deaths: 2228
ratio: 1.14
wow thats a lot of bloatware...



 


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Joined: 07.21.08
Posts: 1049
-----tdm:  
nick: Ana
skill: 998.895
kills: 2163
deaths: 2016
ratio: 1.07
-----bomb:  
nick: Ana
skill: 797.802
kills: 160
deaths: 221
ratio: 0.72
977041 SemirGerkan 01.11.2010 - 16:45 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
977040 Mrfreeze 01.11.2010 - 16:45 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
977038 SemirGerkan 01.11.2010 - 16:44 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
977034 axelplayer 01.11.2010 - 16:43 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
977033 badboy 01.11.2010 - 16:43 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
977030 -=[F_R]=-R!nclan 01.11.2010 - 16:42 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
977025 axelplayer 01.11.2010 - 16:41 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976971 Anonymuser[Fr] 01.11.2010 - 16:21 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976970 ares 01.11.2010 - 16:21 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976968 webb 01.11.2010 - 16:21 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976966 clementpkcer 01.11.2010 - 16:20 stop team killing! hateyouall
976959 lekilleur 01.11.2010 - 16:19 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976948 toliss 01.11.2010 - 16:18 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976944 ['nOObS'] 01.11.2010 - 16:17 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976941 kurtsik 01.11.2010 - 16:16 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976934 webb 01.11.2010 - 16:14 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976931 8bit 01.11.2010 - 16:14 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976928 NegevPower 01.11.2010 - 16:14 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976912 boud 01.11.2010 - 16:08 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976908 Bulletcatcher 01.11.2010 - 16:08 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976907 arkang3l 01.11.2010 - 16:08 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976906 HannibalKing 01.11.2010 - 16:08 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976901 OscarLima 01.11.2010 - 16:07 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976899 arkang3l 01.11.2010 - 16:07 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976898 RadlerRoller 01.11.2010 - 16:06 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976896 RadlerRoller 01.11.2010 - 16:06 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976895 HannibalKing 01.11.2010 - 16:06 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976890 Anonymuser[Fr] 01.11.2010 - 16:04 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976888 moala 01.11.2010 - 16:04 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976883 Psycho 01.11.2010 - 16:02 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976880 'Np|Ecatts 01.11.2010 - 15:59 no hateyouall
976879 DREXIANO 01.11.2010 - 15:59 no hateyouall
976854 tchako 01.11.2010 - 15:50 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976853 ump-ERT 01.11.2010 - 15:50 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976848 *Armyman* 01.11.2010 - 15:48 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976842 DREXIANO 01.11.2010 - 15:47 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976841 U_GO 01.11.2010 - 15:47 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976840 BigBoeuf 01.11.2010 - 15:47 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976839 $$Anger-fist$$ 01.11.2010 - 15:47 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976834 alex10 01.11.2010 - 15:46 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976833 shadows 01.11.2010 - 15:46 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976831 $$Anger-fist$$ 01.11.2010 - 15:46 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976828 Zoueht 01.11.2010 - 15:45 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976826 SuperDry.JPN 01.11.2010 - 15:45 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976823 Ramdrik 01.11.2010 - 15:44 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976821 Markus 01.11.2010 - 15:44 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976818 Umiladric 01.11.2010 - 15:44 fucktard hateyouall
976816 HacpaTb 01.11.2010 - 15:43 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976815 tchako 01.11.2010 - 15:43 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976814 Umiladric 01.11.2010 - 15:43 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976812 priesT`` 01.11.2010 - 15:43 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976810 Oxyde 01.11.2010 - 15:42 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976809 baptiste 01.11.2010 - 15:42 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976808 $o$LONSDALE$o$ 01.11.2010 - 15:42 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976807 GrosKamp 01.11.2010 - 15:42 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976800 GEO_Sniper 01.11.2010 - 15:40 wieder so ein volldepp hateyouall
976798 priesT`` 01.11.2010 - 15:39 spawncamp hateyouall
976786 Markus 01.11.2010 - 15:35 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976783 EarlBandit 01.11.2010 - 15:35 nein haben sie nicht und der Ton schon gar nicht hateyouall
976782 Bjoern 01.11.2010 - 15:35 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976781 maxs 01.11.2010 - 15:35 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976779 $o$LONSDALE$o$ 01.11.2010 - 15:34 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976777 LGT 01.11.2010 - 15:34 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976776 EarlBandit 01.11.2010 - 15:34 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976775 Miraculixx 01.11.2010 - 15:34 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall
976742 =Viktor=(Ariljac) 01.11.2010 - 15:17 stop camping or you will be kicked! hateyouall

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 Post subject: Re: spam topic
PostPosted: 11.02.10 
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What about 'cat'? :)

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PostPosted: 11.02.10 
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Joined: 04.13.09
Posts: 2946
Location: Solar System/≈Zagreb
-----tdm:  
nick: [ntr]Shortly
skill: 452.354
kills: 3446
deaths: 4411
ratio: 0.78
-----bomb:  
nick: [ntr]Shortly
skill: 707.602
kills: 526
deaths: 863
ratio: 0.60
Rylius wrote:
What about 'cat'? :)
The almighty cat is safe and sound, and it works like a charm. :D

P.S.: The "cat" allows you to run with the following minimum system requirements:

HDD: 50GB (free disk space).

P.S.: This combination still requires 50GB of RAM (or swap if you're patient):
Code:
echo `perl a.pl`|cat
At least using bash.

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Posts: 1602
-----tdm:  
nick: Blah
skill: 1013.81
kills: 15850
deaths: 10118
ratio: 1.56
-----bomb:  
nick: I_Play_Games
skill: 734.04
kills: 2551
deaths: 2228
ratio: 1.14
Dont forget... using a ponytail gives you extra strength




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Posts: 806
Location: @Gauss:
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nick: [dswp]Jan
skill: 301.123
kills: 220
deaths: 210
ratio: 1.04
-----bomb:  
nick: [dswp]Jan
skill: 664.203
Ana wrote:
...


Today i would do the same.. i couldnt believe i am on wurst



 


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nick: [dswp]N00bi
skill: 783.396
kills: 465
deaths: 453
ratio: 1.02
-----bomb:  
nick: [dswp]N00bi
skill: 932.534
kills: 66
deaths: 56
ratio: 1.17
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