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Unclefragger · **Posted:** 08.15.09

lolololololololololololol!!!!!
I have to add that word to my vocabulary!

Unclefragger · **Posted:** 10.29.09

new harddisks just got installed, new epeen created :D

Code:

martin@ucfw03 ~ $ dd if=/dev/zero of=bench.dump bs=1024 count=10000000
10000000+0 records in
10000000+0 records out
10240000000 bytes (10 GB) copied, 93.678 s, 109 MB/s
martin@ucfw03 ~ $ dd if=bench.dump of=/dev/null 
20000000+0 records in
20000000+0 records out
10240000000 bytes (10 GB) copied, 40.7969 s, 251 MB/s

now at 636.2 cm, it's all about diskspace =/

natirips · **Posted:** 03.15.10

natirips wrote:

Code:

natirips@natirips-laptop:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*/1/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
152.1 cm
natirips@natirips-laptop:~$ 
 

But I have only 43,6 GiB (out of 250GiB) free HDD space...

And now that I have a new (external) HDD:

Code:

natirips@nati-lap:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*/1/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
377.8 cm
natirips@nati-lap:~$

So free HDD space really matters.

dmmh · **Joined:** 01.19.09 **Posts:** 1134

wurst wrote:

@dmmh how big it has to be to be able to break a brick out from taj mahal?

www.shortnews.de wrote:

Niederlande: "Swaffelen" (mit dem Penis schlagen) wird Wort des Jahres
In Deutschland wurde erzkonservativ "Finanzkrise" zum Wort des Jahres gekürt, die Holländer nehmen es da etwas humorvoller. Sie wählten das "Swaffelen" zu ihrem Wort des Jahres.

"Swaffelen" bedeutet so viel wie mit dem leicht erigierten Penis seinen Sexualpartner oder Objekte schlagen. Eingeführt hatte es ein 17-jähriger Holländer, als er bei seinem Indienurlaub mit seinem Handy aufnahm, wie er seinen Penis gegen die Mauer des Taj Mahal schlug.

Auf YouTube verbreitete sich das eingestellte Video dann rund um die Welt. Die Uni, wo der 17-Jährige studierte, exmatrikulierte ihn und entschuldigte sich beim indischen Botschafter für dessen respektlose Handlung. In Holland ist das Wort "Swaffelen" genauso beliebt, wie bei uns das "Geiz ist geil."

lol just noticed this! :lol:

wurst · **Posted:** 03.17.10

!swaffel dmmh 100

Vendetta · **Posted:** 07.01.10

sed: -e Ausdruck #1, Zeichen 27: Unbekannte Option für `s'
1763
lul... doesn't know kubuntu 10.04 this? :O
or what fails me... (don't forget i am a linux newb

)

natirips · **Posted:** 12.11.10

Hey, Uncle, I have some trouble with your script on my new machine. It used to run fine on my old computer (same distro (Debian squeeze), same architecture (amd64))

Unclefragger wrote:

just paste this command into a terminal:

Code:

echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*/1/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'

and tell us your score ;)

I guess my new machine has to big a brother for this script and the scrips can't handle it:

Code:

natirips@nati-desk:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*/1/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
sed: -e izraz #1, znak 27: unknown option to `s'
5464
natirips@nati-desk:~$

So I tried to fix it (I _think_ the last one is the closest to what it should be):

Code:

natirips@nati-desk:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's=.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*=1=10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
sed: -e izraz #1, znak 27: unknown option to `s'
5488
natirips@nati-desk:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's=.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*=1=10+='; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
sed: -e izraz #1, znak 27: unknown option to `s'
5488
natirips@nati-desk:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's=.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*/1=10+='; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
5488
natirips@nati-desk:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's=.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*/1=10+='; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
5488
natirips@nati-desk:~$ echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's=.*up (&#91;0-9&#93;*) day.*=1/10+='; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if  ($1  ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/(.$)/.1 cm/'
5488
natirips@nati-desk:~$

But I can't figure out the first "sed":

man sed wrote:

Code:

       s/regexp/replacement/
              Attempt to match regexp against the pattern space.  If success‐
              ful,  replace  that  portion  matched  with  replacement.   The
              replacement  may  contain  the  special character &amp; to refer to
              that portion of the pattern space which matched, and  the  spe‐
              cial escapes \1 through \9 to refer to the corresponding match‐
              ing sub-expressions in the regexp.

 

So it should have 3 separators, but yours has 4:

Code:

sed 's/.*up ([0-9]*) day.*/1/10+/'

HomerFin · **Joined:** 04.03.09 **Posts:** 28

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My current rig:
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Mem: 2x4GB HyperX 1600mhz
Mobo: Asus P8Z77 LX-2
GFX: Asus DC2o GTX660 2GB
SSD: Samsung 120GB 840 basic
HDD: Seagate/Samsung SATA2 250GB
PSU: Antec HCG 520W

Mouse: Logitech G400
Keyboard: Logitech Illuminated
Headset: Fatality v1
Mousemat: Steelseries Qck heavy (40cm or smth..)
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Zottel · **Posted:** 01.22.13

lol

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